10 Things I would rather do than buy a share in Facebook

As all of you are aware, the Facebook stock is plummeting by the minute.  So during my lunch today, where I ate a peanut butter and banana sand which, and a peach greek yogurt, I started thinking of all of things I would rather do than buy stock in Facebook.  Here is what I came up with:

1. Ask Justin Bieber to Prom.

 





2. Be the father of Snooki's baby.

 



3. Become a Lumberjack

 



4. Watch Bristol Palin's new reality TV show.

 



5. Listen to Saturday's with Sauce on KFAN.

 



6. Be this guy's kid.

 



7. Bet on I'll Have Another to win the Belmont Stakes.

 



8. Play a round of golf with Kevin Na.

 



9. Coach Dwight Howard.

 



10. Be Tiger Woods' waiter.