Friday, July 27, 2012

The 2012 Summer Olympics – YAWN!



 

Hey, Big Ken here. First off, I know you are probably upset that it’s another write up from me and not the star of the site, Mr. Duke. Well, in the words of my favorite wrestling group of all time, “SUCK IT”.

If you don’t know who that is, I’m glad we aren’t friends.

Anyway, back to the title of the write up; The Olympics and why I think it’s a snooze fest.

First off, do people really watch this crap? I mean honestly? I’m sure they do, but there has to be better things on. And don’t worry, just because you don’t watch doesn’t make you a bad American.

Maybe it does, what the hell do I know. Oh wait, that the Olympics are the most overrated, boring waste of time ever. There, I said it. Send me back to Cajun Country if you don’t like it. Kidding, that place is scary. Trust me.

But really, do people care if Michael “Subway” Phelps swims his way to gold? No. If anything, they want to see him drowned and finish last. It’s kind of like a monster truck show, you go to see failure.

Oh, there is basketball, and I do watch it. Why? Because Chopped isn’t on. I’d rather watch re-runs of that over seeing bad basketball. There is no way you think it’s good. If you do, then why do you hate watching the NBA All-Star game so much?

I could go on and on about why I hate The Olympics, but it would probably get ugly and I don’t want the FBI at my door. Heck, my friends already think I’m here illegally.

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