Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Advice for All Guys - Urinal Etiquette


It happens all too often – The odd number of urinals situation.
We have all been there before. It sucks. It’s frustrating. It’s insane. It’s annoying.

I think I’m come up with a rule that could prevent this situation from ever happening again.

That rule? If you are the only person in a restroom where there are an odd number of urinals, DON’T USE THE MIDDLE ONE!

I get it; you probably suck at math.

To help you, here is a simple example:
“Use…DON’T USE…Use”

If that’s not simple enough for you; perhaps you should just stay home and away from the general public. I’m sure there is a surplus of empty 2 liter soda bottles near your futon that you can wiz in.

I mean honestly, why do men continue to screw this up? Are too many options causing them to freak out and forget common sense? Do they enjoy the “thrill” of having a person walk in, look at the situation and seeing said person end up using the stall?

What is it!?
Figure it out guys.

Cheers,
Ken

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